hell yeah, hell yeah fuckin right, alright

Jess, 22, Ca

gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

(via rapunzelie)

codeinewarrior:

how do you sext is it like one of those choose your own adventure things or a role playing game like

>i am wet. how do you respond?

>rolls dice for 2

>cries and drives my moms car back home naked

(via unclefather)

Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

okaywork:

[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]

(via awkwardvagina)

seasepulchre:

Remember that episode of Johnny Bravo when he meets a girl on the internet and she turns out to be an antelope

seasepulchre:

Remember that episode of Johnny Bravo when he meets a girl on the internet and she turns out to be an antelope

(Source: fujikomine, via mralieno)